Well, make yourself comfortable and stay awhile? Make yourself merry with food and drink and get yourself a caricature while you are at it.
We don't scare anymore now that we know that laughter is way more powerful than screams. So, that being said, how about a good hearty chuckle?
What? Your surprised that we enchanted folk have some really nice accommodations? We are enterprising magical creatures if you were not already aware.
And you thought ogres were something to be feared? Well, these be seriously intimidating giants. So be careful or you will be overwhelmed!